Mango Vampire
Mango Vampire Tee
For those with cravings that don’t quit.
Let’s be honest, this shirt isn’t for everyone. It’s for the people who know mangoes aren’t just fruit; they’re a damn problem. The ones who’ve stood over the sink with juice running down their arms, chasing that golden high like a junkie in July. Yeah. You know who you are.
This isn’t a costume. It’s a confession.
Soft as hell, dyed like it’s been through something, and built to survive whatever nonsense you throw at it—be it late nights, road trips, or existential snack runs. The “Mango Vampire” design? Equal parts absurd and accurate. Perfect for Halloween, sure. But better when worn in broad daylight with zero explanation.
This shirt’s for the ones who indulge. Who lean into the craving. Who know that sometimes, you just need to bite the sun.
Details for the nerds:
Unisex, relaxed fit. From S to 2XL, because vampires come in all sizes.
Garment-dyed 100% US-grown cotton. Soft like a mango at peak ripeness.
Double-needle stitching to outlive your laundry habits.
Crew neckline, so your neck’s free for… whatever.
Ethically made. Because we’re not total monsters.
Care like you care:
Wash cold. Dry low.
Skip the bleach. You’re not a hotel.
Iron if you must. Do not dry clean. Vampires hate that.
Mango Vampire
Mango Vampire Tee
For those with cravings that don’t quit.
Let’s be honest, this shirt isn’t for everyone. It’s for the people who know mangoes aren’t just fruit; they’re a damn problem. The ones who’ve stood over the sink with juice running down their arms, chasing that golden high like a junkie in July. Yeah. You know who you are.
This isn’t a costume. It’s a confession.
Soft as hell, dyed like it’s been through something, and built to survive whatever nonsense you throw at it—be it late nights, road trips, or existential snack runs. The “Mango Vampire” design? Equal parts absurd and accurate. Perfect for Halloween, sure. But better when worn in broad daylight with zero explanation.
This shirt’s for the ones who indulge. Who lean into the craving. Who know that sometimes, you just need to bite the sun.
Details for the nerds:
Unisex, relaxed fit. From S to 2XL, because vampires come in all sizes.
Garment-dyed 100% US-grown cotton. Soft like a mango at peak ripeness.
Double-needle stitching to outlive your laundry habits.
Crew neckline, so your neck’s free for… whatever.
Ethically made. Because we’re not total monsters.
Care like you care:
Wash cold. Dry low.
Skip the bleach. You’re not a hotel.
Iron if you must. Do not dry clean. Vampires hate that.
