Mango Vampire Mug – Sip like something’s chasing you.
For those who take their coffee strong and their cravings stronger.
Let’s not romanticize it. Mornings are brutal. Coffee helps. This mug? It’s not here to whisper affirmations or play cute with your cappuccino. It’s bold. It’s weird. It’s got a mango vampire on it. And somehow, it works.
Whether you’re dragging yourself into another Zoom meeting or plotting your next impulsive trip to a fruit market in Oaxaca, this mug brings a little chaos to your cup. And honestly, that’s kind of the point.
Perfect for artists, overthinkers, underachievers, mango addicts, and anyone who drinks like their soul depends on it.
Product Features:
Microwave-safe. Because cold coffee is a crime.
Dishwasher-safe. You’re not handwashing before noon.
Bright, durable prints. Won’t fade—just like your mango obsession.
Available in 11oz & 15oz, depending on how bad your morning is.
Lead-free, BPA-free ceramic. Because dying for coffee is one thing, but come on.
Care Instructions:
Toss it in the dishwasher or hand wash if you’re feeling nostalgic.
Use daily. Refuse to apologize for who you are.
Mango Vampire Mug – Sip like something’s chasing you.
For those who take their coffee strong and their cravings stronger.
Let’s not romanticize it. Mornings are brutal. Coffee helps. This mug? It’s not here to whisper affirmations or play cute with your cappuccino. It’s bold. It’s weird. It’s got a mango vampire on it. And somehow, it works.
Whether you’re dragging yourself into another Zoom meeting or plotting your next impulsive trip to a fruit market in Oaxaca, this mug brings a little chaos to your cup. And honestly, that’s kind of the point.
Perfect for artists, overthinkers, underachievers, mango addicts, and anyone who drinks like their soul depends on it.
Product Features:
Microwave-safe. Because cold coffee is a crime.
Dishwasher-safe. You’re not handwashing before noon.
Bright, durable prints. Won’t fade—just like your mango obsession.
Available in 11oz & 15oz, depending on how bad your morning is.
Lead-free, BPA-free ceramic. Because dying for coffee is one thing, but come on.
Care Instructions:
Toss it in the dishwasher or hand wash if you’re feeling nostalgic.
Use daily. Refuse to apologize for who you are.
